Offerings #31: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

Matt and Ben are marked safe from the male loneliness epidemic.

Offerings #30: Mindy Kaling, Patron Saint of Altar Boys

No one understands crushes like her.

Offerings #29: Go Knicks!

Jalen Brunson is my doctor. He's my engineer. He's my mechanic. He's my subway driver. He's my pilot. He's my dad. He's my ALTAR BOY. Everything I did was for Jalen Brunson.

Offerings #28: Elliott Gould

Offerings #27: Something random is happening with famous men and Harry Crews

MJ Lenderman and Lewis Pullman are the forefront of a new wave of literary taste among famous men

Offerings #26: Jack Harlow, patron of the arts

I’m so sorry this has become a Jack Harlow Updates account

Offerings #25: I watched a movie with Jack Harlow

It didn't go as planned.

Offerings #24: The trouble with Barry

Knock it off!

Offerings #23: Two Altar Boy albums. One cancellation.

Offerings # 22: Hello, Harry, my old friend

Viral Clip Economy All The Time.

Emergency Offerings: Jack Harlow announced a new album

And his brown hat takes center stage.

Offerings # 20: Troye Sivan fought the plastic surgery TikTokkers, they won

:(

Offerings #19: Harry Styles is back

Read to the end for the crossword puzzle solutions.

Offerings #18: The Letterboxd Wars Rage On

I promise Jack Harlow is actually relevant this time

Altar Boys 2025 Crossword puzzle

Happy New Year!

Offerings #17: Altar Boys of the Year

A gift from the Altar Boys-extended universe to you!

Offerings #16: Josh O'Connor addresses being an Altar Boy

The Irish Catholic kind.

Offerings #15: Nat Wolff speaks truth to power

Yes, the guy from the Naked Brothers Band made a good point!

Offerings #14: Practicing empathy at the MJ Lenderman Concert

Altar Boys scene report

Offerings #13: Harris Dickinson says, "Prospect Park is always a vibe."

We have that in common.

Offerings #12: You can exhale, the flowery profile is alive and well

Offerings #11: We're so back?

At least Josh O'Connor is.

Offerings #10: Summer blockbusters... & AI

Offerings #9: The top Altar Boys movies of the 21st century

Sorry Hugh Grant in "Notting Hill," you don't make the cut!

Offerings #8: Chris Evans used to mean something

Happy birthday, Chris!