Offerings #31: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

Matt and Ben are marked safe from the male loneliness epidemic.

Offerings #30: Mindy Kaling, Patron Saint of Altar Boys

No one understands crushes like her.

Offerings #29: Go Knicks!

Jalen Brunson is my doctor. He's my engineer. He's my mechanic. He's my subway driver. He's my pilot. He's my dad. He's my ALTAR BOY. Everything I did was for Jalen Brunson.

Offerings #28: Elliott Gould

Offerings #27: Something random is happening with famous men and Harry Crews

MJ Lenderman and Lewis Pullman are the forefront of a new wave of literary taste among famous men

Offerings #26: Jack Harlow, patron of the arts

I’m so sorry this has become a Jack Harlow Updates account

Offerings #25: I watched a movie with Jack Harlow

It didn't go as planned.

Offerings #24: The trouble with Barry

Knock it off!

Offerings #23: Two Altar Boy albums. One cancellation.